|Plot Synopsis: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (2007) #34|
"Twilight Part Three: Them F#@%ing (Plus the True History of the Universe)" is written by Brad Meltzer and drawn by Georges Jeanty and Andy Owens. Buffy has gained incredible super-powers as more and more of her Slayer actives have died at the hands of Twilight. But now Twilight has revealed himself to be Angel, the vampire with a soul who is Buffy's one true love. Reunited, the Slayer and the vampire do what comes naturally and rock the world with their incredible energy as they make love.
Meanwhile, Faith, Xander, Dawn, Willow, Giles and the rest of the Slayers try to puzzle out just what is going on. Giles comes up with the answer: the universe is using Buffy, the ultimate slayer, and Angel, the most unique vampire ever, to create a new reality for itself. Unfortunately, while those two are going at it and causing untold natural disasters around the globe they are also unleashing a rain of demons that the rest of us have to deal with! Somebody tell them to get a room already!